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people with medical issues are not “putting a strain on the medical system”. that’s what the medical system is for. yes this includes people with substance use related medical issues and other people often considered undeserving of help
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Get off the dance floor!
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I love him (derogatory) and I want to strangle him with my bare hands (affectionate)
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jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:
- saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
- saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
- saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
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bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)
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i think one of the funniest things ever is how many rock and metal bands are just four or five identical white dudes with long brown hair parted in the middle. like they’ve gotta be cranking these dudes out in a factory at this point. they don’t even have to be in the same genre, you can find them anywhere. they’re like some kind of metal fungus.
these are all different bands
i would love to argue with this but you will never fucking believe what i look like







